1. thugmissus:

    xemkgx:

    do not fall in love with people like me.
    i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

    image

    (via kurokosmilkythighs)

  2. 8walk4:

    fileformat:

    fileformat:

    I don’t get it y’all are some nerds

    can one of you nerds explain this

    It’s metaphor

    (Source: panelling, via bestpal)

  3. dongwoothighs:

    Ey I chopped off a bunch of my hair again so now i look like a mom Also I got some followers today so eeeeeeyyyy wassup look at dat cat thing on my phone

  4. deepthroatmom:

    holycheesenrice:

    andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

    *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

    seriously? are you kidding me? 

    That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

    *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

    (via necrophilofthefuture)

  5. Jump In The Line - Harry Belafonte Calypso


    stale-motives:

    Jump In The Line ll Harry Balafonte

    (via dongwoothighs)

  6. (Source: pulpfanfiction, via anacondom)

  7. lesbianvenom:

    seventeen magazine has officially lost it

    (via anacondom)

  8. danathedeflowerer:

    HE TRIED SO HARD

    (Source: 4gifs, via kurokosmilkythighs)

  9. unirony:

    lebanesegirlswag:

    unirony:

    croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

    Unless you have a muffin top.

    here’s a to-do list for u

    • fix yr garbage ass blog
    • fix yr garbage ass attitude

    (via bestpal)

  10. celebstarlets:

    4/13/14 - Lana Del Rey performing at the 2014 Coachella Music Festival: Day 3.

    lanadelrey:

    West Coast is coming 11:00AM GMT / 3:00AM PST / 5:00AM EST… http://www.lanadelrey.com

    (via k1mkardashian)

  11. punnier:

    waking up to her morning messages <3

    (via jesuschristvevo)

  12. fangpants:

    Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

    (via oreoofficial)

  13. blastortoise:

    I get really uncomfortable when white folk reblog a picture of a POC and add tags/comments like wOW SHE IS SUPER GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL
    LOOK AT HER BEING FLAWLESS AS A DIAMOND BEAUTY AND GRACE LEAK FROM HER PORES

    Like okay calm down it sounds really fake first off and you seem like you are trying too hard

    (via princessfatass)